I, for one, understand this completely. I like giving them mostly because I like penis. Let me sweat in really unattractive ways and be in a really vulnerable position. Just do your thing, let him do your thing, and get out. I know you want to feel like you have a huge penis right now but it really hurts and makes me feel degraded.
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Come on, you know you've tried it. If you have a penis, a mouth, 15 spare minutes, and even an iota of curiosity, you've tried to see just how close you can get your face to that pesky little pecker you carry around in your pants. That's OK, man has been trying to get that thing into his mouth since the dawn of time. Unfortunately, most of us can't do it. The worst part about that one inch that keeps your dick head from your sweet, sweet lips is that we know there are guys out there who can actually bridge that abyss—and they're not even contortionists or freaks with a whole foot of pipe in their briefs. These are just normal guys who have the gift of self-pleasure. Here are some tips from two different guys who can both fellate their own little fella.
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So if there's one question I hear way too often it is: how do I get my dick sucked? Well friends, I am more than happy to help solve this conundrum. After months minutes of research, I have compiled the end-all be-all list of surefire ways to get your dick sucked. Put these time-tested methods to work, and you won't need to dip into your spank bank quite as often:. Chicks love printers, especially if it prints photos. For my money, Canon is where it is at, but don't think this is brand specific - it's all about the printer, not the name.
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