After a spate of recently-hacked phone nudes, it's clear our advice to never shoot pictures of your own junk isn't going to catch on. So if you're going to do it, at least do it well. Here's how to make your naked shots shine. Aside from using a phone built after, say, , this is probably the most important strategy: snap your pictures where the light is good. Turn on lamps at roughly the same height as the parts you want to accentuate, and avoid stark overhead lights—no naked human has ever looked great shrouded in shadows. Low light settings also fill your pictures with distracting and horribly unsexy digital noise.
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S ending nudes is a big part of my sex life. Perhaps, but also I think sending nudes is a sign of trust. Given how common sending nudes is today, I often wonder about the necessity of having a cell phone to take care of such business. In the pre-cell-phone era, did people have a way of conveying the same message? In , researchers found that 54 percent of couples who took part in their study had sent a nude to each other at least once. When I started looking into it, I realized that nudes and sexting have been part of us for longer than I could have imagined. B efore we ever sent sexy pics via the interwebs, we as in the human species enjoyed sexy pics in other ways. Naked imagery became big in Western art with the Greeks , who loved their naked male athletes relatable following the origination of the Olympics in BC.
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So: you've decided to answer a suitor's request to "send nudes" with your real, live, naked body not photos that feature lust-worthy piles of zucchini noodles, which is my favorite shutdown. If you're new to the sexting game, you may feel nervous. As a very thirsty lady, I've sent my fair share of tastefully naked pictures. I'm here to demystify the process. Read on to learn the seven steps that work every time I feel like baring it all.
In many areas, I crave consistency. I like when the subway comes on time and how my hair will be reliably perfect on the third day since my last wash. Sometimes the lighting is dim or the camera lens on my phone is dirty. Other times, I can't convince my face and body to do something sexy at the same time.